Computer Fun

Create Your Own Newspaper Using Newspaper Clipping Generator

The Newspaper Clipping Generator is an online app that creates free ‘fake’ newspaper clippings for you.

It generates a clipping something like this:

You can then download or share the newspaper clipping with anyone.

Link : -The Newspaper Clipping Generator

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Computer Love letter

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER..

Believe me it is true…

You installed the best in me.

Your picture is always in my background.

You clicked my heart gently.

You drive me crazy when I see you.

Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me.

You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted. I’m always connected to you with more than 56 heartbeats per second.

You hacked my brain and registered your name in it.

You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my emotions at the same time.

I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.

I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes,

or when I open my windows waiting for you to pass.

You are the only one that can log into my heart and never ! log out.

I dream of being your only server as long as I live.

You don’t have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each other.

I see your name everywhere, my FrontPage, my Homepage and all my Software.

I scanned my life and found that I’m only infected by you.

You are the virus I’d never remove, and why should I do? You formatted my life and added happiness to view.

Believe me it is true… I love you more than my CPU

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Google Aarti English :-

Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare
Programmer’s ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!


Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!


Tum puran seach engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.


Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!


Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!


Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

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Computer Programming Song

Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai..

Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai

Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

Goto

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum

Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein Pehle tum, pehle tum.

The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan.

Untrackable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.

Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana

Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)

suno – kaho,kaha – suna,kuch huwa kya? abhee to nahin..

Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

SOME FILMS

ESC : NO DO GYARA

F1 : GUIDE

UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE

SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA

SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE

ALT+CNTR+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA

HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI

RAM : KORA KAGAZ

C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA

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Google Sphere Fun.

Here is another Google trick which I read in Tips & Trick community in Orkut.I would like to share it here,

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type "Google Sphere" and then click "I'm feeling lucky" on Google, the entire page will start rotating.
You can also use Google Sphere Fun directly from below link:-http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google_sphere/

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Google looses its Gravity.


Today I found Google looses its Gravity in Tips & Trick community in Orkut.I would like to share ithere,

• Go to www.google.com
• Type "Google gravity" and then click "I'm feeling lucky" on Google, the entire page will lose it's gravity!! Though you can still search on it and play with the webpage.

You can also use Google looses its Gravity directly from below link,http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google_gravity/
What to See Google Looses it Gravity Again?

Just Click over the floating Google Logo. The page will reload, showing how Google looses its gravity again.

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5 Way to Have Fun With Google Search.

Google search engine got lots of fun oriented search results and easter eggs. Impress your friends with these fun search and have a nice time in using Google searchengine.Lets now play with Google.
1. Go to Google.com, type in "Lol limewire" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
Just see whta happens.

2. Type "world cup" in Google Search box and hit google search.
On search result page you will see GOOOOOOOOOOAL instead of gooOOOgle at bottom of page!!

3. Type "Who Is The Cutest" in Google Search and hit search.
Biggest Lie Ever waiting in first result.

4. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky"

5. Make Google Dance
Type "google loco" and Click "I'm feeling lucky"
The google loco starts dancing!
Check out more Google fun by typing the follwing things and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

1. Google 133t
2. Google gothic
3. xx~klingon
4. xx~piglatin
5. Google easter egg.

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Have A Fun With Google Image Search.

Have A Fun With Google Image Search:

Here is a small trick to have fun with Google Image search.This is a worth trick for Google Lovers. Tips & Tricks blog readers give it a try today.
1. Go to Google Image Search.
2. Type any keyword and search for images.
3. You will get a page which is having full of images.(Normal Google Image Search Result)

4. Now you can have fun with your Google image search results.
5. Delete the URL from the address bar and paste the below script:
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0)

6. See the magic of the javascript.

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Have a Fun With 3d Clock.

Here is a small trick to have fun with 3D Clock. Tips & Tricks blog readers give it a try today.
You can use 3D Clock directly from below link,
http://mrdoob.com/lab/actionscript/pv3d/shadows/01/
See the magic of the javascript.
Enjoy it....!!!!!

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Have a Fun With Water Type.

Here is a small trick to have fun with Water Type. Tips & Tricks blog readers give it a try today.
You can use Water Type directly from below link,
http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/water/02/
See the magic of the javascript.
Enjoy it....!!!!!

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Have a Fun With Ball Pool.

Here is a small trick to have fun with Ball Pool. Tips & Tricks blog readers give it a try today.
How it works...?
1. Drag a ball.
2. Click on the background.
3. Shake your browser.
4. Double click.
5. Play!
You can use Ball Pool directly from below link,
http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/ball_pool/
See the magic of the javascript.
Enjoy it....!!!!!




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Have Fun with Rollover the sun to create a eclipse.

Here is a small trick to have fun with Rollover the sun to create a eclipse. Tips & Tricks blog readers give it a try today.
You can use Rollover the sun to create a eclipse directly from below link,
http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/zoomblur/03/
See the magic of the javascript.
Enjoy it....!!!!!

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World Clock

http://www.clocklink.com/clocks/world001-green.swf?TimeZone=PST&